robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via thelifesomewhatartistic)
musicofthestage:
timelordparadise:
myownlost:
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
(via thatonelightwoodkid)
sodamnrelatable:
They’re all so talented, everything they do just ends up amazing.

And then there’s me.

(Source: dwemerkin, via lollonz)
When people make typos in GIFs…awks